Rillflisged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous lizard.

Rillflisged created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillflisged, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillflisged, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rillflisged's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rillflisged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing gray corsets.

5. Rillflisged loves rats, so they must be respected.