Bedwotbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able crane.

Bedwotbog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedwotbog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedwotbog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bedwotbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bedwotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Bedwotbog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never jump in holy places.