Ganpakgon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective fox.

Ganpakgon created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganpakgon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganpakgon, she will turn you into a plant.

Ganpakgon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ganpakgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganpakgon.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help frogs.