Bigvildab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying wasp.

Bigvildab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigvildab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bigvildab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bigvildab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bigvildab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.