Carkabrow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, witless hydra.

Carkabrow created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carkabrow, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Carkabrow, she will think nothing of it.

Carkabrow's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Carkabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Never eat green fruit.