Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent deer.

Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Worship no other gods but Gumsafdibvanligyarpnad.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.