Yatmincab Femcedkan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil troll.

Yatmincab Femcedkan created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Yatmincab Femcedkan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yatmincab Femcedkan, he will turn you into a rat.

Yatmincab Femcedkan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yatmincab Femcedkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Yatmincab Femcedkan on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.