Cusswikrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent manatee.

Cusswikrig created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswikrig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusswikrig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cusswikrig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cusswikrig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing indigo coats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.