Wonganran is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing camel.

Wonganran created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Wonganran, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wonganran, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wonganran's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wonganran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never wear turquoise coats.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.