Bifsandtad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable centaur.

Bifsandtad created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifsandtad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bifsandtad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bifsandtad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bifsandtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bifsandtad.