Loglogbin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring clam.

Loglogbin created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loglogbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Loglogbin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Loglogbin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Loglogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.