Sigbissbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody gerbil.

Sigbissbarn created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigbissbarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sigbissbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sigbissbarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sigbissbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Sigbissbarn on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear white.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.