Sakgamgom is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful
rat.
Sakgamgom created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sakgamgom, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Sakgamgom, she will remove you from existence.
Sakgamgom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Sakgamgom's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Sakgamgom's priests.
2. Never talk about geese.
3. Sakgamgom loves voles, so they must be respected.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.