Sakgamgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful rat.

Sakgamgom created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakgamgom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sakgamgom, she will remove you from existence.

Sakgamgom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sakgamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sakgamgom's priests.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Sakgamgom loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.