Pogdambarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering ferret.

Pogdambarn created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdambarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pogdambarn, she will curse you with boils.

Pogdambarn's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pogdambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.