Wotwotcanbus is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced squirrel.

Wotwotcanbus created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotwotcanbus, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wotwotcanbus, he will strike you with lightening.

Wotwotcanbus' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wotwotcanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.