Cubbenmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident chicken.

Cubbenmat created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbenmat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubbenmat, it will not care at all.

Cubbenmat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cubbenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Always help goats.

3. Cubbenmat loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed apples to bats while wearing orange tights.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing mauve rings and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.