Pagtadbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate pigeon.

Pagtadbog created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagtadbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagtadbog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pagtadbog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pagtadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.