Popflisbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving dove.

Popflisbus created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popflisbus, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popflisbus, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Popflisbus' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Popflisbus' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popflisbus.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.