Vengebgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful spider.

Vengebgup created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vengebgup, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vengebgup, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vengebgup's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vengebgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Run away from brown grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.