Litsigtig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced seal.

Litsigtig created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litsigtig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Litsigtig, he will turn you into a mole.

Litsigtig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Litsigtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Always stare at clouds.