Cunnangod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful wolf.

Cunnangod created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunnangod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunnangod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cunnangod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cunnangod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Hide if four mites approach from the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.