Fodtigbod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody mouse.

Fodtigbod created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodtigbod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodtigbod, it will send you a sign.

Fodtigbod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fodtigbod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not chant in public.