Waddodpod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud dragon.

Waddodpod created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Waddodpod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Waddodpod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Waddodpod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Waddodpod's Holy Commandments

1. Waddodpod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing purple ear rings.

3. Waddodpod loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.