Quatlatbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise finch.

Quatlatbon created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quatlatbon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatlatbon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quatlatbon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Quatlatbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quatlatbon's name in vain.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear magenta trousers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.