Kipbabnig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody goblin.

Kipbabnig created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipbabnig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kipbabnig, she will turn you into a duck.

Kipbabnig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kipbabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Kipbabnig on top of important buildings.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.