Toncetdod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able warg.

Toncetdod created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Toncetdod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Toncetdod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Toncetdod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Toncetdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Do not take Toncetdod's name in vain.

3. You must love Toncetdod.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help ducks.