Teengenced is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing gorilla.

Teengenced created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Teengenced, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Teengenced, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Teengenced's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Teengenced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Teengenced in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must love Teengenced.

5. Do not make images of living things.