Cencuntim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong turtle.

Cencuntim created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cencuntim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cencuntim, he will be very unhappy.

Cencuntim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cencuntim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to squirrels while wearing skirts.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.