Hivcetgov is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced squirrel.

Hivcetgov created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcetgov, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivcetgov, he will come to you in dreams.

Hivcetgov's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hivcetgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never wear gray rings.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.