Nullsitdud Nanbappog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent newt.

Nullsitdud Nanbappog created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullsitdud Nanbappog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullsitdud Nanbappog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nullsitdud Nanbappog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nullsitdud Nanbappog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shorts.

2. Nullsitdud Nanbappog loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near horses while wearing turquoise tights and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.