Libdimwig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty raccoon.

Libdimwig created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libdimwig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Libdimwig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Libdimwig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Libdimwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never mention swans.