Cublargdin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent dugong.

Cublargdin created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cublargdin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cublargdin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cublargdin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cublargdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.