Nurt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet eagle.

Nurt created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nurt's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near dolphins.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Put Nurt first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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