Danfossmet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident clam.

Danfossmet created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danfossmet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Danfossmet, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Danfossmet's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Danfossmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from purple bats for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.