Quamdudtig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying dingo.

Quamdudtig created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quamdudtig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quamdudtig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamdudtig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Quamdudtig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five doves approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear black.