Dogdunyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing rat.

Dogdunyatt created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdunyatt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogdunyatt, it will turn you into a mole.

Dogdunyatt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dogdunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Dogdunyatt.