Listgilxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful mole.

Listgilxuc created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgilxuc, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listgilxuc, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Listgilxuc's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Listgilxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if six ducks approach from the south.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listgilxuc.