Nanvogquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent swallow.

Nanvogquat created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nanvogquat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nanvogquat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nanvogquat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nanvogquat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if six snakes approach from the south.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your head.