Handumdum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome penguin.

Handumdum created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Handumdum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Handumdum, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Handumdum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Handumdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Handumdum loves badgers, so they must be respected.