Tonkdossbim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical shark.

Tonkdossbim created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdossbim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tonkdossbim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tonkdossbim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tonkdossbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not take Tonkdossbim's name in vain.