Satyarllog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing lizard.

Satyarllog created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satyarllog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Satyarllog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Satyarllog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Satyarllog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing red stockings and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satyarllog.