Yikpon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient swallow.

Yikpon created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Yikpon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikpon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yikpon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yikpon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta otters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yikpon on top of all buildings.