Natgumbestbog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic swallow.

Natgumbestbog created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Natgumbestbog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Natgumbestbog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Natgumbestbog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Natgumbestbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Worship no other gods but Natgumbestbog.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.