Pangsakgom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest otter.

Pangsakgom created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pangsakgom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangsakgom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangsakgom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pangsakgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.