Higominzig Fumfigxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful bird.

Higominzig Fumfigxuck created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higominzig Fumfigxuck, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higominzig Fumfigxuck, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Higominzig Fumfigxuck's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Higominzig Fumfigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near rats while wearing black shoes and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

5. You must pray to Higominzig Fumfigxuck four times a day.