Jipnurlsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient duck.

Jipnurlsad created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipnurlsad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipnurlsad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jipnurlsad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jipnurlsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Jipnurlsad loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Never talk about moths.