Vigcidced is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome shark.

Vigcidced created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigcidced, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vigcidced, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vigcidced's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vigcidced's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Never feed rice to whales while wearing rings.

5. Always help sick monkeys.