Rotcadfut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud swallow.

Rotcadfut created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotcadfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotcadfut, he will strike you with lightening.

Rotcadfut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rotcadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never run near ducks.