Hudsitcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, contented frog.

Hudsitcem created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudsitcem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hudsitcem, he will torture you forever.

Hudsitcem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hudsitcem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing yellow hats.