Pakdamdad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, egotistical walrus.

Pakdamdad created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakdamdad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pakdamdad, he will turn you into a rat.

Pakdamdad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pakdamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.